Dear Sir,
When doodling at work, I drew a ninja monkey.  After a brain flash, and a cup of tea I decided I would like to purchase the ninja monkey domain.  While scanning through the domain name registraaaaar I found that the only avaliable domain to me was ninja-monkey.co.uk - with a dash!  I would like to say that I am quite disapointed at your use of your rather awesometastic domain name (ninjamonkey.co.uk) and request that you place more ninjas (ninji?) and more monkies onto it.  I would also like to point out, that having an email address at your domain name, would the the complete mutts nutts and you should switch from GMail right away.  I mean, cmon, iwantcake@ninjamonkey.co.uk - you would be the kid all the others want to be.

Kind Regards,
Chris H.
aka chris -at- ninja-monkey.co.uk - with a dash.